Navy Pilot In Trouble For Drawing Giant Schlong In The Sky

It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s…uhhhh…

 

A mother in Okanogan County, Washington wasn’t the only one who was shocked by what she saw in the sky. She IS the one, however, who reached out to the local news with pictures of it. Now, officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island are responding.

It seems that one pilot took it upon himself to do a little sky-art, and the entire community took notice. That’s because what he drew in the wild blue yonder was a giant airborne manly-meat-missile along with its two best friends. The mother took pictures of the impressive smoke member, and took them to KREM 2. They, in-turn, took it to the Navy.

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards,” officials said in a statement. “And we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable." No word on what the discipline might be.

And by the way? The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) was contacted, too. They say that they’re hands are tied when it comes to floating boners, unless there’s some risk to public safety.

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