White Trash News Flash - Aussie Tries To Impress Girl By Getting Attacked By Croc

Idiot or Dating Genius? ... You decide

 
 

Feel free to add this story to the list of the dumbest things a man has done to get laid. Young Aussie Lee De Paauw thought it would be a good idea to take on a crocodile, in the hopes that he would impress the hot British tourist he had an eye for. He does have an excuse though. He says he was all hopped up on “10 cups of Goon” at the time (that’s a Down Under version of boxed wine, in case you were curious).

As the story goes, De Paauw told Sophie Paterson that “tourists are more likely to get attacked by crocodiles than native Australians.” Then, he dove into the water, and swam towards the beast. It seems the croc thought he was a tourist, because the croc chomped into his arm and took him down. To the guy’s credit, he didn’t just roll over. He started to punch, and gouge the eyes of the animal, thereby making his escape.

From his hospital bed, he later gave an interview that borders on legendary. In it, fires back at those who think that he’s the “dumbest bloke in all Australia.” It turns out, he’s had the last laugh. Sophie’s agreed to go out with him, and the date’s been confirmed. Take that, non-believers.

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