Mysterious Sarcophagus Opened Despite Fears Doing So Would End The World

 

The stinky sarcophagus skeletons will be transferred to the Museum of Alexandria for further analysis. Thankfully, no army of half-man half-lion warriors has arisen and no portal opening to another dimension has been activated. “We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness,” said Mostafa Waziri, secretary-general of the Supreme Council of Antiquities. Yet. It’s only been a day.

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