WATCH: Dude Pops Disgusting Zit & I Almost Puked

Just why you people enjoy watching this sick wretched stuff is beyond me, but since you do and I want to help you find stuff to make you squirm, here you go.

According to The Daily Mail, this guy already had a doctor cut open the same pimple 3 months ago for $280, but when the zit swelled again and the pain got to the point where he couldn’t even tilt his neck back without screaming, he decided to take matters into his own hands—for free. Naturally, he documented the stunt on LiveLeak, and now the rest of us get to enjoy (?) his suffering. If you don’t get any kicks out of watching all the pus, you’ll definitely love all the expletives he utters during the spontaneous surgery. In fact, here are the 10 most delightful lines:

10. “Fair warning, this is the type of s**t nightmares are made out of.”

9. “Let’s keep going, oh god, before I pass out.”

8. “Oh god, there’s so much left in there.”

7. “Oh god, f**king plasma. Jesus.”

6. “Oh lord, help me, Jesus.”

5. “[Guttural vomiting sound.]”

4. “I can’t look at it, it looks like a [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], [unintelligible nonsense].”

3. “What the f**k is this, jelly?”

2. “Staph infection, here we come.”

1. “F**K.”

 
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