It's no secret Canadians drink beer, say "I'm sorry" a lot, like hockey and drink beer. Now they can stock their fridges with a 99 pack of PBR, unlike what we can do here in Utah. Go to the State run liquor store and you can purchase beer, yes, by the each. That means one beer at a time. You can even buy a case of Natural Light...but there will be no 99 packs of PBR anywhere in our future because what are you trying to do? Have Super Bowl party? Not here you won't.
And that guy driving the Smart car? Clearly we know where his priorities are...and I'm okay with that.