I Almost Peed My Pants When This Bat Touched My Shoulder

So I'm just chilling in this room BY MYSELF when something touched my shoulder so I turned to see who it was, but nobody was there. Then I saw something move out the corner of my eye ...once again looked but nothing was there. I stood up and IT WAS A FREAKIN' BAT!!! I thought it wanted my blood and that I was going to die!!! Now that my pants are dry I thought I'd share it with you...