8 Jobs Dudes Can Take To Meet Women. Lots of Women.

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1. Photographer

Can you believe there are guys out there who can put food on the table by taking pictures of beautiful women? It should be a crime. Playmate Amberleigh West has been photographed by this guy. I don't know who pays who, or if it's just a great excuse to spend time with barely clothed women, but whatever it pays (or doesn't pay), it's a great job to use as an excuse to hang out with chicks.


Photo: Flickr Scott Stamile

2. Bartender

Women love to drink and dance, it's a scientific fact! It's so well known that there is an entire industry that lets women get into bars and clubs for free, and then charges men to get in. The way to get around this racket is to work for it. And if you're not big enough to be a bouncer, your next best option is to be a bartender. You get in for free, you get to watch all the women reject other guys, and see what works and what doesn't.

Photo: Flickr - Michael

3. Masseuse

There is a whole genre of porn about girls getting a massage and having it lead to some sex. There is no doubt in my mind that some guys get into this field by taking a class at the VoTech just to seduce women. There is probably nothing more disappointing to one of these dudes than having to massage a middle-aged dude. But that's life. Sometimes it'll toss you a hot woman, other times it will give you a boner killing fat guy.

Photo: Flickr - Edson Hong

4. Personal Trainer

If you are a fan of fitness models, they probably owe their start to a personal trainer. Before Paige Hathaway was Paige Hathaway, she was a skinny blonde from Oklahoma. But getting paid to watch a woman workout is probably pretty sweet. I mean, we are going to steal glances at the hot chick at the gym anyway. Might as well make money doing it.

Photo: Flickr - Melanie

5. Artist

Titanic was probably the first time I thought, "Hey, chicks dig artists." And the best part is, the poorer you are, the better! Science has yet to figure out why poor artists are somehow deemed more authentic, but whatever. Tell a woman you want to paint her like one of your French girls and they will  be putty in your hands.

Photo: Flickr - Portobay Hotels & Resorts

6. Resort Concierge

This is really only true of high-end resorts; you certainly don't want to hit on girls at a roadside motel. It's a pretty sweet gig, and it kinda flies under the radar. You know who is there alone, you know where the empty rooms are, and you will probably get tipped.

Photo: Flickr - Shawn Perez

7. Lifeguard

Cliché, yes, but for a reason. Lifeguarding doesn't pay very well, but how much would you expect to make watching girls sunbathe? Just don't photograph them or you might just end up with the first job I mentioned.

Yoga classPhoto: Flickr - New Home Living

8. Yoga Instructor

I've got friends who do this. They say they do it for the exercise and the spiritual enlightenment, but I know the truth. That's the rub: you have to pretend to be authentic for anyone to take you seriously. Plus, Sara Jean Underwood enjoys naked yoga... I'd take it seriously for that alone. 

As originally posted by Mandatory.

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